Women’s Not Slim, Kinda Shady Ugly Christmas Sweater

Will the real not slim, kind of shady please stand up? No thanks, we just had Christmas dinner. We’ll let you know when we’re ready to stand. We were sick of everyone asking us to stand up at random moments, so we decided to wear our identity proudly in the Women’s Not Slim, Kinda Shady Ugly Christmas Sweater. It’s time everyone knew the truth.