Costume Mustache

Uh oh. Halloween has rolled around again and you’ve got no time to grow a mustache. Particularly troubling if you’re a woman – what’s a girl to do? Fear not. If you’re rocking up to the party in our Super Plumber costume, all you need to do is stick on this Costume Mustache. It’s light enough to wear all night, and it’s comic enough to fool absolutely nobody. Don’t knock it, though – it’s perfectly versatile for when you need a quick disguise. Sank too many beers at the Halloween party? Hide your shame with this super useful facial accessory. You’re welcome.