Men’s Horny Socks (Fits Sizes 8-11M)

They say romance is dead. Not anymore – if you’re looking for a way to seduce your Christmas angel this year, we present to you the naughtiest socks in the land. These festive favorites feature the most innocent of all Christmas animals – the humble reindeer – giving your admirers one heck of a suggestive look. If that wasn’t enough, it’s spelled out loud and proud with the “horny” slogan underneath. You can only wear them once a year, so you may as well get straight to the point, right? Pull these naughty socks on and have yourself a very merry little Christmas.