Sasquatch Shredder Hat

It’s happened again. There’s been another sighting. It was Sasquatch, but this time he passed by so quickly we were even more uncertain it was the elusive Bigfoot himself. There’s only one explanation here: he was on wheels! Call it a tall tale, but we see no other option than roller skates, and we just see him more as a skateboard kinda guy. Tell the totally true, scientifically-backed tale in the Sasquatch Shredder hat.