Naughty or Nice Stocking

Here’s a great idea for anybody Christmas shopping on a budget. Keep the Nice Stocking for yourself and save the Naughty Stocking for everybody else. A lump of coal doesn’t cost much, right? We kid, of course. Everybody deserves a present at Christmas even if they have been disgustingly naughty. You know, like they jumped the line for the photocopier or some other gnarly sin. We’ve got a gift for every kind of guy or gal here, so pick your stocking of choice and fill it with as naughty an accessory as you like. Just be careful who’s watching when opening.