Pineapple Pool Float

Okay, we’ve heard about GMOS, but this is friggin ridiculous. It’s like a donut pineapple. It’s a freak of nature. But we’ll go with it. The Pineapple Pool float is a pineapple that FLOATS IN YOUR POOL. The naming department definitely got this one right. But check it out: there’s a hole in the middle so you can float around INSIDE the pineapple. Crazy. It’s easy to inflate, eye-catching, and a lot of other stuff our marketing department said. But most of all, it’s the international symbol for “welcome”. As in, “Welcome into my pool. Don’t pee here.” Get the Pineapple Pool Float and lay out in the most freakish fruit on the block.