Tall Martini Pool Float

Floating, not stirred. The Tall Martini Pool Float is a pooltime masterpiece. The flamingos? The super dirty martini? Oh yes, my friend. You have arrived at the height of class. Just pull this bad boy out, inflate, and plop into luxury as it whisks you through the lazy river like a true king or queen. Any more awesome, and it would be a secret agent-esque floatie device that transforms into a telescope. Note: It does not do that. But it does float. The Tall Martini Pool Float is the best flotation device you’ll get this side of undercover agent tech.